i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
IT’S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS
WITH ANGRY LETTERS TO THE MANAGMENT
For the StuntWife.
::claps with glee::
aaaaand now I’m earwormed. StuntHusband, I will play this song for you when you come over next!